Lizzy Rumbolds has a nasty problem: no matter how hard she tries when making love to a man,
she never reaches a real orgasm.
Even Cedric, the love of her life, can’t give her what she craves.
One night her grandmother calls from Germany to tell her Dick’s prick is stolen.
Dick’s prick is an ancient relic and gives eternal youth to the owner.
To help grandma Lizzy and Cedric travel to Germany.
When Lizzy finds the relic and touches it, she’s transformed to the middle ages,
and finds out why she became an Ice Maiden...